Happy New Years!

Last night, I got served a little too much of that poison baby
Last night, I did things I'm not proud of....And I got a little crazy
Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor and I let him call me baby

And I don't even know his last name
My momma would be so ashamed
It started of, hey cutie where you from
And then it turned into oh no, what have I done
And I don't even know his last name
We left, the club, 'bout around 3 o'clock in the morning
His Pinto, sitting there, in the parking lot, well it should have been a warning
I had no clue what I was getting into
So, I'll blame it on the Cuervo
And I don't even know his last name
My momma would be so ashamed
It started of, hey cutie where you from
And then it turned into oh no, what have I done
And I don't even know his last name

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY.....Hope everyone had as great of a NYE as I did....lol

Airport craziness

For the holidays I decided to take a trip back to the good ole midwest. Being that during my Thanksgiving trip everything went as planned with no time to even sit down between flights I thought I would save myself a little trouble and pack as little as possible (i.e. no laptop or books). This is where things started to go down hill. I ended up spending about 3 hours in the air and 20+ in the airport twiddling my thumbs. Through all the bullshit the Nothing Worse (NWA) airlines told us I did however manage to make a few friends that were paddling up the same shit creek as I was. We spent the day in Minnesota and then the night in O'hare airport. The endless amount of homeless/cracked out/prostitute (there really was a prostitute walking around) people wandering through trying to gank whatever they can did manage to keep us awake enough to not fall victim to the midnight nomads. Our trip only got worse when the airlines told us that they would not accomidate us to get home for two days and we were basically screwed. The story ends with my lovely father coming to save the day in his big bad SUV that can pile through even the toughest weather that apparently a plane can not. Moral of the story......Don't fly NWA.

Hot mess of the year award!

I would just like to pay amage to the wonderful Britney Spears (and new inductee Jamie Lynn) for relentlessly keeping me entertained all year long. Not only has she wreaked havoc on her family (and now the 12 year old audience of nickelodeon) but she has simultaneously boosted my own self-esteem about 34943930 points. I believe that her world began to crumble when she met and married K-Fed (the world famous gold digging d-bag). If only she knew what was in store for her. Although the media went crazy with the news of her no panties party and flashing her hot pocket (more than once) to every media outlet out there, I would have to say that was one of her better moments of the year. Between freakishly shaving her head, dancing on stage at the vmas in what I can only imagine was a near drug induced coma, taking an umbrella to a car window, driving down the street with her children on her lap, and the newest of all news....telling her children they were mistakes I would say she deserves every ounce of this award. You go girl!

Damn electronics

For my first blog entry I was going to write about my experiences so far in Montana but as I was doing my daily scroll through amazon.com to see what meaningless items I may spend my meager salary on, I came across an item that completely blew my mind. There is now a handheld device called the 'kindle' that you can download any kind of reading material onto, whether it is a best selling novel or your mothly cosmo. Although at first glance it may seem appealing to some it just confirms how lazy and over-indulgent we as humans have come to be. Keeping in mind that you still have to pay for any material you read, the $399.00 price tag for this stupid little device doesn't seem like the offer of the century. These days you can have your paper or magazine dropped at your front step as well as shop for items on the internet. If that is too much effort for you to expend then you are a jackass and if I see someone sitting and reading from one of these things I will have no choice but to tell them what a narcissitic jackass they are; you don't look cool and the thing will probably be worthless in a few months when something else comes our way. Conclusion of the day.....we will soon be taken over by computers! What the hell will they come up with next?